Welcome to the Rumors page! Here, read up on so-called rumors that actually aren't even rumor and hopefully get a good laugh or two. Enjoy!

NOTE: These rumors are not even rumors, they're completely made up by me and if any of them turn out to be true, I will be extremely surprised.

According to my dog, an actor to play "Young Vincent" in Season 6 has been cast! He will reportedly have a pivotal role in the show and will appear in an episode titled "It's a Dog's Life". We expect to find out very important answers regarding the mysterious dog including what he does during his prolonged absenses, what he really thinks of Rose and Bernard, and why he has four toes.

According to a daydream I had today after lunch, Jack will die in season 6 when he trips over a log. How unfortunate. We shall see if this comes true. My daydream I had also told me that Ben Linus will later trip over that same log and die. How unfortunate. Good thing this TV show is fictional because that's pretty unrealistic. These events may occur in the episode titled "A Series of Unforunate Events". Seriously, no one should watch that episode. No one.

In yet another character twist, Vincent is actually the superdog, Underdog! This information has come to the site from a very unreliable source. But that's why it's only  a rumor!

According to my untested and most likely worthless age calculationating device, Richard Alpert is actually older in later episodes than in earlier ones. There's no way that this is because the actor actually ages.

This snippet from the season 6 premiere episode has leaked out through the sewers and into the hands of my associates.

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There is an eye. It is revealed to be the eye of Jack, who is lying on the forest floor. As usual, he gets to his feet and runs through the jungle. He exits the jungle to find a very dramatic scene.

 Jack: ...WHAT?

 Darth Vader is striding confidently down the beach, lightsaber in hand. He is moving towards Christian Shephard, standing in the sand.

Christain: Jack, run!

Darth Vader: You've failed me for the last time!

 Vader charges Christian and strikes him down. Jack screams in agony.

Jack: NOOOO!!!

Darth Vader: John Locke never told you about your father.

Jack: ...What's Locke have to do with anything?

Darth Vader: I don't know, it just sounded good.

Jack: Oh. Anyway, YOU KILLED HIM!!!

Darth Vader: No. I AM your father!

Jack: NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hurley: Duuuude, it's Darth Vader! Can I have your autograph?

Darth Vader: Huh, what now? An autograph? Uh, well.... yes, I suppose so.

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There you have it! This should be a fantastical season.

According to a dream that I had last night, Claire Littleton will marry and her last name will change to Bennet. She will then return to the island and gain the power of tissue regeneration due to the island's radiation. This should be interesting.

According to a friend who specializes in making things up, the title of the series finale will be "LOL UR A IDIOT 4 WTCHING DIS SHOW!!!!11!" Of course, this story is simply ridonkulous because everyone knows "LOL" isn't a word. 

According to a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from his neighbor's cat, an actor to play "Young Smoke Monster" has been cast for season 6! He will appear in 1 episode that will be Smokie-Centric and will include a flashback to when he was a childhood. Reports say that this flashback will reveal major secrets about the enigmatic character, including why he makes such strange noises. It's rumored that the title of this Smokie-Centric episode will be "Where's There's Smokie, There's Gunfire". I can't wait!